Researchers Predict We Will Run Out Of Celebrities By 2026

Beverly Hills – “We’ve got about another decade before they’re all gone,” said Grant Hilliard, a celebrity death statistician. “We are encroaching on their habitat and they are simply disappearing.” In the last few years many high profile celebrity deaths have shaken the world including Robin Williams and, more recently, Prince. “We are doing what we can to save them,” said Dr. Hilliard, “But there are only so many.” Efforts have been made to encourage breeding among celebrities but many are choosing to adopt African children instead. “We are hoping for the best but when Bill Murray dies it’s basically all over.”

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