Republicans Announce Plan To Replace Obamacare With The Pit From Batman

“Whoever makes it out of the pit will receive free healthcare,” announced Rex Tillerson, the Secretary of State. “Think of how innovative people will be. So much Innovation!” The plan would cost substantially less than the Affordable Care Act although many people would be left uninsured and many would be eaten or murdered. Local Trump supporter Bill Green was heard saying, “It’s all talk, this will never pass through congress” as he was being lowered into the pit on Sunday.

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