Edmonton, AB – “It is just not viable to keep the RAM because it’s too expensive.,” said Alberta premier, Rachel Notley, “We’ve gotta sell it and hope E.I. can cover things for a while.” After the drop in oil prices Alberta has been running out of funds and can no longer afford an inflated budget. Some believe Alberta spent recklessly when oil was booming, “Idiots,” said B.C. premier, Christy Clark, “What a dumb fucking truck. They could never afford that thing. The gas alone must have cost a fortune.” At the end of 2016 it is estimated that just 189 people will still be left living in Alberta.