Millionaires Relieved To Hear Only 11 Million Documents Were Leaked

Private Island – “We are a little shaken, but we are grateful it was only a small leak.” said a wealthy businessman who wants to remain anonymous, “We’ll be fine.” Following the leak of over 11 million documents from the Panamanian firm Mossack Fonseca, many wealthy people in the world were implicated in tax fraud. “Yes, they got a few but it’s hard to prosecute us,” said another wealthy businessman who wants to remain anonymous, “We aren’t like the poors.” Journalists continue to root through the data hoping to catch bigger fish and expose what has become a real problem in the world, tax avoidance by the wealthiest 1%. “They may find more stuff but poor people are dumb and easily distracted, they’ll be too concerned about the U.S. election (a reality show) too put pressure on us…Which reminds me, please vote for Hilary.”

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