83% Of Trump Supporters Have Long Conversations With Twitter Porn Bots

A NEW POLL suggests that more than 83% of Trump supporters respond enthusiastically to spam bots on twitter. This information was gathered by “Sexy Good Times,” a porn spam firm in Vietnam. According to their data, people with positive tweets relating to Donald Trump always responded to the artificial advances of their spam bots. “It’s really incredible” said Ahn Dung Pho, the manager of the firm, “They almost always respond as if they think they can really get to know our bots. Some of them even propose marriage, they are truly stupid, gullible people.” When Trump supporters find out they have been tricked by a bot they are enraged and become even more determined to vote for Donald Trump. In February Trump promised to destroy all twitter bots.