Paris Climate Deal Must Be Reached or the Ents Will March

Fangorn Forest – “The Ents are the stewards of the forest and we will not stand by while our brothers die,” said Treebeard, the eldest of the Ents. “If a solution is not found to the problem of climate change, my brothers and I will march on your cities and restore the balance.” Treebeard has been in Paris since the COP21 climate talks began, hoping his presence and the threat of a war with the Ents might encourage an agreement. When asked by a reporter if he believed climate change was man-made, Treebeard tore the journalist in half and hurled his remains through the window of the conference room.