NASA Desperately Scours Surface of Pluto in Search of Funding

Washington, DC – “Maybe there’s some money under that rock?” Said Astronomer, Michelle Fronklin, as she studied a recent picture from Pluto, “We need to get closer.” NASA has given up trying to secure funding from the U.S government so they have launched a series of probes to explore the galaxy for grants. “It can take years for some of these spacecraft to reach there destination and the wait is agonizing. But it takes even longer to acquire funding from congress.” The New Horizons probe is currently sending back detailed photographs of Pluto, every new image sends a wave of excitement through the team.”Many of us dream of seeing images like this and of having the opportunity to study them closely. We all want to be there for the discovery of something great, like a briefcase full of money under the ice cap.”

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