Wilting Jack-O-Lantern Reminds Local Sad Man Of His Own Mortality

Vancouver, BC – A local sad man was seen standing for a period of time by his neighbours front porch. The very sad man thought very sad thoughts as the wilting Jack-O-Lantern on the porch displayed human-like qualities of aging and decay. “I was so young just a little while ago,” thought the sad man as rain started to patter on his jacket “but were’t we all?”. The sad thoughts continued as the sad man shuffled into his little sad car to do other sad things.

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