Somebody Else Will Probably Clean The Crust Off The Top of the Ketchup Bottle

Victoria, BC – The hardened red slime crusted on the top of the ketchup bottle seemed to resemble a festering wound. Every time local resident, Mat Rainy, squeezed ketchup out of it the contents had to slither out from the congealed mess that strangled the nozzle. As Mat looked at the abomination on the top of the cap he thought about how disturbing it would be to close the lid on the mess once again, a mess that had grown larger with this recent use. Then Mat thought about how long it would take to wipe it down and thought about how his mom loved to clean stuff and decided somebody else will probably clean it.