Pluto Joins Other Outraged Planets, As It Too Becomes a Victim of Earths Invasive Probing

“They’re, like, really, super gross little pervs,” Explained Jupiter, the largest planet in our Solar system. “They stare at us all day from across space and we just don’t have any privacy.” Recently, after ten years en route, NASA’s New Horizons probe flew past Pluto and provided the most detailed photographs of the planet ever seen. Pluto tweeted its disgust, “Wow Earth, just wow. #CreepiestPlanet2015 #Gross #StayOutOfMyOrbit #OMG,” to which NASA responded “Why u gotta be so cold #Frozen #LetItGo.”

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