Fort Worth, TX – “Yep,” said Jared “Bug Fucker” Nimins. “I got the Zika now. She said she was clean.” The Centre for Disease Control (CDC) has investigated this case and has issued an advisory against intercourse with mosquitoes.”At least wait until we can distribute the vaccine. Please,” said Ted Wundly, a CDC spokesman, “I really can’t believe I need to say this out loud.” In response to the advisory, Mr. Nimins said, “I’m tired of the government telling me what I can or can’t do with my body.”
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