North Korea Launches Another Missile Into The Sea Further Escalating Its War With Fish

Pyonyang – The DPRK has announced another missile has been launched successfully into the ocean off of North Korea. Despite international sanctions, the DPRK continues to expand its missile program  which has resulted in the death of countless fish. “We have the strongest missile program in the world,” Said General Sun Yoon “If our glorious leader gives us an order we will follow!” General Yoon then turned the launch key and fired a ballistic missile directly into an octopus that was tragically close to the surface.

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