Third-String Retail Clerk Can’t Handle the Pressure

Montreal, QB – “We usually just have Debbie sort shoes in the back,” said Janet Boucher, “But during the holidays we need to have her ringing in customers because we really get busy.” Debbie, an employee at the Bay for over 20 years, was seen sweating profusely while she tried to get the debit machine to work. “I’m not sure why…” gasped Debbie, as a line of 29 people looked on,”I need to ask my manager.” It was reported that at the end of the season, Debbie will be traded to Walmart.