Dad Won’t Let His Family Be More Than 17 Degrees Celsius

Winnipeg, MA – “Really? You’re cold?” Said John Grimbly, father of two, “Well I’m not Bill Fucking Gates so this is as warm as it gets.” Mr. Grimbly becomes irrationally irate when when the thermostat is turned up past 17 degrees Celsius. “It’s not just me,” said Mr. Grimbly, “All the other dads agree that is a reasonable temperature.” By Keeping the heat turned down over the winter it is estimated that Mr. Grimbly saves $64 and reduces the lifespan of his family by 15 years collectively.