The Pentagon – “With this new drone technology, boots on the ground will no longer be required for operations in the Middle East,” General Hector Bull said. “These drones can eliminate enemy targets from over 14 miles away. Once the area has been secured the drone will start pumping sweet, sweet black gold from under that godforsaken sand. All without putting any of our boys at risk!” President Obama will be sending these new drones into combat in the Middle East in early 2016. The U.S. military has placed an order for 5,000 units.