Elite Hacker Can’t Navigate Crowded Desktop Of Infiltrated Computer

“I managed to get past their firewall with a program I sent in a cover email,” said D4rthR8dor, a notorious hacker. “But when I seized control of the computer remotely, I just couldn’t find anything on that fucking rats nest of a desktop. Who is this person?!” The woman who was hacked, Diane Bundle, was shocked to find out her computer had been compromised. “I couldn’t believe it!” Diane said. “I started my computer in the morning and found that my desktop had been totally erased and only one folder which read ‘organize your shit ffs’ was left.” When asked if he stole anything, D4rthR8dor replied: “No. Her computer was too stressful for me to even look at. I had to get out quick.”

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