Montreal Meth Lab Operators Distraught Over New Pit Bull Ban

Montreal, QB – “It’s just so insensitive,” said Jean Renaud, a meth lab operator. “It’s not the breed, it’s the owner.” On September 27 a new bylaw was passed that enforces a ban on all pit bull or mixed pit bull breeds. “These are members of our family,” continued Jean as he adjusted his Tapout shirt, “these dogs are sweethearts and it just isn’t fair how they’re portrayed in the media.” Jean will have to apply for a license by December 31 if he wants to keep his pit bull, Alexis Texas. Meth lab operators, drug dealers, bikers, and attention seeking liberals will be expected to stage a protest in front of city hall early next week.