Cool Guy From Youth Group Just Wants To Hang Out, Definitely Has No Hidden Religious Agenda

Cool, Safe Hangout Spot – Local cool guy wants to assure the public that he has no religious agenda. “I just wanna hang out and shoot the poop, you know? Sure, I believe in Jesus, because he’s super awesome and loves us all! But I’m not here to pressure anyone into anything. I just wanna chat and have some laughs!” Mr. Cool patted his guitar and smiled, “Sometimes we even sing a few songs.” At the end of the interview Mr. Cool said that I “seemed a little down,” and offered to hang out. He says that we all feel a little down sometimes, but we shouldn’t – because he knows somebody who loves everyone and has a plan for all of us.